• Mom: Can you go get the mail?
• Dad: Why? Are you afraid you are going to melt?
• Mom: No, shit floats so go get the mail.

Yes, make sure. When you point your finger at someone you have four more pointing back at you.

A lot of people do piss me off.

Some of my all time favorite popcorn.

That’s pretty low, I mean I had sex for Taco Bell and it was way better than McDonalds.

Help Your Baby Sleep:
- Swaddle Your Baby
- Make Shhhhhh Sounds (White Noise) Helps Baby To Stop Crying And Helps Your Baby Sleep

Help Your Toddler Sleep:
- Make A Beddy By Book That You Read Through The Day That Has Pictures Of Eating, Brushing Your Teeth, Going To Bed And Things Like That, That Teaches A Child What Goes On Through The Day And Read It At Night Before Your Child Goes To Bed.

Hahaha, I love this, makes me laugh!

That is my every shopping trip awkward moment.

Hahaha, my husband!
I love him!